cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?
me: sure do! 8:15
cute girl on the street: thanks
me: so what are we?
*rides dick to church*
people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
have u ever seen a really attractive person and just really wished u hadn’t