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katara:

i honestly believe the white gay ancestor was some type of bird… some incest loving bird because white gay couples look like bird siblings.. 

queefdollaz:

labias:

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tyler stanced up in the chair like “naaah ya feet dirty like shit mo n why is u poppin ya pussy on da prius”

queefdollaz:

labias:

……………

tyler stanced up in the chair like “naaah ya feet dirty like shit mo n why is u poppin ya pussy on da prius”

curtness:

ᖴᗩᔕᕼIOᑎ ᗷᒪOG

curtness:

ᖴᗩᔕᕼIO ᗷᒪOG

imreallycoolandfriendly:

sportsmuscles:

my belly makes the iPhone noise when I’m hungry and i think i keep getting texts 

tommy why is your stomach making text tone sounds

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

ammit420:

ammit420:

ammit420:

*ya mans finally brings his girl around an she really not that cute*

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"okay but whats so bad about abercrombie & fitch"

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*sees yall talkin bout bangin dads likes its really somethin yall do*

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White people when they first encounter an "ethnic" food: ew wtf is that that looks gross lmao
White people a few years later: omg this tastes sooo good and it's soooooo healthy
White people a few centuries later: ...and that's how we invented tofu, gumbo, curry, and dulce de leche!
"I wonder who’s gonna be by my side in 10 years"

- (via astoldbylloyd)
Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.
brown girls are beautiful