you can hear shawtys father crying in disappointment
i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.
step one: lift up shirt
2) look dwon
holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that
*has 99 problems but a bitch and getting rich ain’t one*
You= A mess
Me= Hell yes.
Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron
They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree!
*takes a sweet rip on a bong* let’s make fucking…let’s make…let’s make a movie about Romeo and Juliet but like as gnomes
Son your late for dinner we had guests
*me as a dad* son, vegetables.