i honestly believe the white gay ancestor was some type of bird… some incest loving bird because white gay couples look like bird siblings..
tyler stanced up in the chair like “naaah ya feet dirty like shit mo n why is u poppin ya pussy on da prius”
my belly makes the iPhone noise when I’m hungry and i think i keep getting texts
tommy why is your stomach making text tone sounds
My anaconda will consider it
*ya mans finally brings his girl around an she really not that cute*
"okay but whats so bad about abercrombie & fitch"
*sees yall talkin bout bangin dads likes its really somethin yall do*
- (via astoldbylloyd)